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GB1453920 Apparatus For Extinguishing Fires In High Rise Block Buildings Of Uniform Transverse Cross-Section Or Plan
GB1421240 Mortarless Brick Work To Reduce House Building Costs
GB1415487 Reducing The Tendency Of A Golf Ball To Slice Or Hook By Electrostatic Forces
GB1391569 Miniature-Image Producing Spectacles And Binoculars
GB1388517 Electrically Operated Index And Comparison System
GB1361962 Earth Orbital Bombs As Nuclear Deterrents
GB1351926 Tea Strainers
GB1348477 Colour Television Using Light Ray Created Images
GB1340664 Variable Speed Magnetic Motor With Minimal Servicing Or Maintenance Requirements
GB1339414 Exploding Bombs To Create Underground Shelters
GB1334640 Speed Of Light Regulated Clock
GB1334503 Coloured Light Ray Scanning System For NTSC PAL Colour TV Transmissions
GB1333548 Internally Explosive Nail
GB1333194 Electrical Comparison Systems
GB1332079 Electromagnetically Operated Tubular Pump
GB1331862 Arrangements For Establishing A Pipe Line Across Deep Snow Subject To Frequent Fresh Snow Falls In A Manner Such That The Pipe Line Will Be Retained On The Surface Of The Snow Layer
GB1251780 Improvements In Tees, Or Devices For Supporting Golf Balls Prior To A Driving Stroke Particularly For Practising A Golf Swing

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Irrigation of desert regions

GB1411354 Using Electrostatic Levitation To Reduce The Resistance To The High Speed Movement Of Ice Or Oil Filled Balls In Tubes With An Explanation Of The Enigma Of The Nucleus Of The "Splittable Atom"
GB1333343 Plant For Generating Electrical Energy And Desalination Of Water
GB1331862 Arrangements For Establishing A Pipe Line Across Deep Snow Subject To Frequent Fresh Snow Falls In A Manner Such That The Pipe Line Will Be Retained On The Surface Of The Snow Layer
GB1325996 Massive Steam Driven Flywheels For Combined Electricity Generation And Desalination Plant Particularly For The Irrigation Of Littoral Areas Of Deserts
GB1287207 Improvements In Semi-Buoyant Tubes
GB1204648 Improvements In Semi-Buoyant Tubes
GB1203136 Improvements In The Irrigation Of "Deserts" By Snow Piped From Polar Regions For The Purpose Of Minimising The Impending World Famine

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Transport - general

GB1428297 Apparatus For Maintaining The High Speed Movement Of Bodies In A Tube
GB1426580 Using Magnetic Coils To Produce Periodically Applied Forces To- Maintain The High Speed Movement Of Bodies And Vehicles Particularly In Tubes
GB1411354 Using Electrostatic Levitation To Reduce The Resistance To The High Speed Movement Of Ice Or Oil Filled Balls In Tubes With An Explanation Of The Enigma Of The Nucleus Of The "Splittable Atom"
GB1338121 Vacuum Tube Trains For Fumeless High Speed Overhead Supra And Submarine Transportation Of Animate And Inanimate Loads
GB1287207 Improvements In Semi-Buoyant Tubes
GB1204648 Improvements In Semi-Buoyant Tubes

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Transport - air

GB1439086 Large Flat Based Low Flying Aircraft Using Fasces Or Bundles Of Bodies Of Existing Large Aircraft Such As The Boeing 747
GB1405739 Aircraft Of Cruciform Shape With Parachute Landing Capability In An Emergency
GB1405737 Large Flat Based Aircraft Capable Of Hovering Flight Particularly For The Transport Of Lengths Of Pipe Line
GB1345288 Aerial Ships Supported By Vacuum Balls Or Other Forms Of Evacuated Vessels
GB1335771 Vertical Take Off And Landing Wingless Aircraft
GB1333157 Air Screw Sailing Ships
GB1332529 Supersonic Transport Aircraft
GB1331655 Design Of Saucer Shaped Flying Machines

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Transport - automobiles

GB1405575 Propelling Automobiles Without Using Petrol Or Gasoline
GB1394639 Automobiles Driven From The Back Seat
GB1350746 Using Warning Lights To Prevent Motorists Bashing Into And Killing Each Other Particularly On High Speed Motorways In Fog
GB1333348 Automobile Construction
GB1332203 Road Trailer For Hardtop Automobiles
GB1332025 Construction Of Automobiles

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Transport - sea

GB1447940 Construction And Propulsion Of Ships For Carrying Oil Or Bulk Cargoes
GB1442869 Apparatus For Inflation In An Emergency To Provide Additional Buoyancy For Boats Yachts Or Ships In Danger Of Sinking Or - Capsizing
GB1416666 Sea Bed Crawling Submarine Craft
GB1336082 Endless Tracks For Ships And Amphibious Vehicles
GB1334497 Flash Boiling Steam Jet Reactive Marine Propulsion Systems
GB1319510 Steam Jet Reactive Marine Propulsion Units

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Energy production and the energy crisis

GB1439440 Internal Combustion Engine Operative On Encapsulated Fuels
GB1411203 Using Gas Turbines To Generate Electricity From Any Waste Combustible Materials To Overcome The Energy Crisis
GB1388367 Process For Producing Hydrogen And Electricity From Sea River Or Lake Water
GB1350885 Arrangements For Using Wasted Energy
GB1339707 Cross-Shaped Wind-Driven Electricity Generator
GB1337383 Generating Electricity By Using Worked Out Or Uneconomic Coal Mines As Compressed Air Reservoirs Or Gas Turbine Combustion Chambers
GB1336473 Small Solid Fuelled Gas Turbines
GB1334880 Small Power Gas Turbine For Generating Electricity From Carboniferous Waste Materials Or One Candle
GB1332202 Inclined Ramps For Engagement By Vehicles To Generate Electricity
GB1317330 Converting Electrical Energy To Kinetic Energy In Massive Fly Wheels For Reconversion To Electrical Energy To Meet Peak Demands In National Electricity Supply Systems
GB1333343 Plant For Generating Electrical Energy And Desalination Of Water
GB1325996 Massive Steam Driven Flywheels For Combined Electricity Generation And Desalination Plant Particularly For The Irrigation Of Littoral Areas Of Deserts

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Medical and particle beam microscopes

GB1447848 Using Neutron Beams For A Microscope For Cancer Research Or For Cancer Surgery
GB1438618 True Atom Or Graviton Particle Beam Microscopes Particularly For Cancer Research
GB1415629 True Atom Or Graviton Beam Microscopes Particularly For Cancer Research
GB1374399 Electron Microscope For Use On Living Cells
GB1332209 Electromagnetically Operated Diaphragm Pump Particularly For Use With Iron Lungs Or Other Respiratory Apparatus
GB1311140 Minute Particle Or -True Atom- Beam Microscope Intended Primarily For High Magnification Of Living Cells Or Biological Structures

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Nuclear reactors

GB1439297 Initiating A Controlled Fusion Reaction Using Deuterium And Tritium Pellets In Imploding Bullets Fed With Powerful Laser Beam Pulses
GB1424509 Streaking Nuclear Reactors
GB1421712 Centrifugal Nuclear Disintegration Or Streaked Nuclei Reactors
GB1421521 Centrifugal Nucleon Disintegration Or CND Reactors
GB1420589 Nuclear Fission Reactors With Arrangements For Ejecting The Core In An Emergency
GB1420426 Electricity Generation By Nuclear Fission Reactor And Closed Cycle Gas Turbines With Core Automatically Shut Down By Coolant Flow Failure
GB1414286 Nuclear Power Plant With Emergency Ejection Of Reactor Core
GB1409210 Plant For The Thermonuclear Fusion Of Deuterium Obtained From Sea Water
GB1366285 Control System For Regulating The Speed Of Deuterium-Tritium Tip Controlled Nuclear Fusion Reaction
GB1357769 Reactor For Release Of Energy From Nuclei Of Atoms By Centrifugal Disintegration Without A Chain Reaction
GB1353727 Apparatus For Producing Electricity From Thermonuclear Reactions
GB1337936 Apparatus For Initiating Deuterium-Tritium Fusion

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Oil and gas exploration

GB1416666 Sea Bed Crawling Submarine Craft
GB1408689 Arrangements For Examining Or Drilling The Seabed
GB1346165 Generating Electricity By Burning Oil Or Gas On The Seabed

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Physics - miscellaneous

GB1426698 Photon Push-Pull Radiation Detector For Use In Chromatically Selective Cat Flap Control And 1000 Megaton Earth-Orbital Peace-Keeping Bomb
GB1415487 Reducing The Tendency Of A Golf Ball To Slice Or Hook By Electrostatic Forces
GB1414601 Using The Pull Of A Beam Of Light On A Liquid Surface To Explain Colour Sight With The Provision Of A Chromatic Selection Device
GB1411354 Using Electrostatic Levitation To Reduce The Resistance To The High Speed Movement Of Ice Or Oil Filled Balls In Tubes With An Explanation Of The Enigma Of The Nucleus Of The "Splittable Atom"
GB1395137 Photoelectric Generator Particularly For Recharging The Batteries Of Earth Orbital Space Satellites By Laser Beams With A Possible Explanation Of Colour Sight
GB1391569 Miniature-Image Producing Spectacles And Binoculars
GB1361962 Earth Orbital Bombs As Nuclear Deterrents


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Last revised: 08 August 1999.

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